Apparently my boss, who always makes fun of me, has a busty beauty mistress on a dating app. I got pissed off at him bragging about it so I started using a dating app too...and matched with a beautiful woman! I excitedly sent him a message, but he replied, "You're just a boring old guy, know your place!" It seems he matched with me on purpose to provoke me. Enraged, I noticed a "brainwashing LIKE" button in the app. It said that if you brainwash someone you like, you can brainwash them to do whatever you say for a certain period of time...?